What do you call a Sindhi communist? Lalwani. What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the first floor? Thadani. What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the 6th floor? Kripplani. What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the 20th floor
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Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted Gandhi in the film was a woman? Because his name was Ben Kingsley. Why does the Gujju go to London? To see Big Ben. Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
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What do you call an amazing Malayalee? Pheno Menon. Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four for the bier; one for the two-in-one. What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? Kutty Sark. Why did the Malayalee cross
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Njoy some good jokesMaharashtrian Jokes What does a Maharashtrian call his Kinetic Honda? Kai Ho! What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian? Western Ghat. What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv. What do you call a
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It all started when I was 6 years old. While I was playing outside on my farm in California, I met a boy. He was an average kind of boy who teased you and then you chased them and beat them up. After that first meeting in which I beat him up we k
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This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.(ofcourse) However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop the relationship...... So the boy wrote this letter to the girl. 1. "The great love that I have for you 2. is gone, and I fi
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> >> An American, an Italian and a Surd were doing construction work > >> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building... > >> > >> They were eating lunch and the American said,"Corned beef and > >> cabbage! > >> If I get corned beef and cabbage
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Sardar's phone call from London > >> > >> Sardar from Bombay went to London. In the evening, he felt like > >> talking to > >> Sardarni. So dialled his residence and the following conversation > >> happened:- > >> Sardar - O-Haello-o-o > >> Reply -
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down > >> from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. > >> He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days > >> there, he decided to return, and called up his mot
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One train which was going peacefully on the > >> rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and > >> went to the fields nearby and then came back on the > >> tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next > >> Railway station the driver was
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The Graffiti > >> > >> Santa Singh was walking on the road and > >> paused to read the graffiti on the wall. > >> It read "Padne waala gadha." > >> (one who reads this is an ass) > >> Santa Singh sat on a nearby bench, and after > >> much thought er
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Sex Little Johnny was a curious little guy and was always asking questions. One day, when his aunt was visiting, he went into his typical interrogation. Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, how old are you? Auntie: Well Johnny, that's not a questi
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Salesman A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your father home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "Wha
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Five years old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!" =========================================================
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct
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