uff i am stuck

  Lately my parents are running after my life so that I could get married. Trust me the thought of getting married make me nervous because of the different type of bachelors ready to tie knot n settle down. After spending some time with myself and deciding what I want I came up with the list that I could read to my parents (I know I sound insane), so here’s my demand on 9 Types of Men they need to Avoid (n I think is very useful for all ladies), while looking for a match for me made in heaven searched by my parents on my criteria on this earth. Soooooo here I go

9 Men who get piss off on everything: You just avoid this piss off creature coz he is angry n pissed off on everything that you do. You are stupid, too talkative; you are fat n just good for nothing except him.

8 Men who are very very sensitive: He is very caring, nice and sensitive person in the first. He can share his past relationship n cry over that in front of you. You soon realize that you are nursing a grown up baby over his past heart break that he still cares.

7 Men who love sport too much more than anything else: I realize that 99% men fall into this category (no need to discussing the point, not a valid point)

6 Men who thinks they know women (huh): These guys are really annoying they decide their opinion. They put a big label on you after one date n a conversation. He will put a label on you that he knows you n can handle you (really)

5 Men who are prettier than you: He is the new in thing looks like Brad Pitt, the metro sexual man and you know this type who spend considerable amount of time in salon. No way have I got along with this person as you will always in danger that he is good-looking, n charmer popular among all ladies and my position in danger.

4 Men who think they are better than you: you know these maniacs seriously the superiority complex creatures. Nobody is good enough for him. He simply feels that he is better n will remain better than everybody else. Stay away from them. 

3 Men who are way too paranoid: These are kind and most common types always look at you with suspicion n think you are cheating, even if you are with them. These are way confident ones from rest, flirt very well and attracted to your ability to flirt back. Stay with them and find that they find your clothes revealing, your friends bad company, family too nosy, until you wake up to the fact that he is a miserable violent man who can’t stand you out of sight and can’t stand the sight of you.

2 Men who refuses to grow up: spoiled brats, useless boys who are not ready to be a man n take responsibility. Blame everyone else for their own stupidity. Keep them away.

1 Men hungry for power: These are power hungry men who like being in authority. Fire is beautiful n I also like being in power position but fire burns badly.  

Its an inspired post… the oringinal post contains many things but what i have written is about my prespective.

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UGC says

The Indian institute of planning and management (IIPM) is the latest entrant to the university grants commission’s (UGC) list of fake universities. The move by UGC comes close on the heels of a high- level meeting held at the human resource development (HRD) ministry last week, where the IIPM issue was raised during discussion on fake universities.

UGC is very active from this year to neck down fake universities so that future of thousands of aspiring students can be saved with HRD ministry orders. The HRD ministry say’s only institutions that are central, state or deemed universities are authorized to award degrees. The ministry has even suggested to states that action be taken against such instates under Indian Penal Code.

The UGC  only calls for a fine of RS 1000 and HRD ministry says fine is not enough, they are also not happy with the way UGC taking actions against fake universities

But a question arises why Government and HRD ministry is waking up so late on ordering n pressurizing UGC to take action against fake universities?

 Its already admission time in Delhi n all over India thousand of student are in race of admission in their favorite college n course, fancy advertisements n attractive counseling session are misleading many hopeful students.

 UGC need to be strict n very active to track down fake universities & institutions, as it is a very serious issue on student’s future and student’s should also get their facts clear before joining any university or institute.  

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Monsoon

What a heavenly feeling… raindrops, hot pakoras n chai. Yes its that’s time of the year which we all wait for and look forward too as it give us some relief from scorching heat and its romantic too (ooh… lala)

But the life giving showers bring their own set of problems, and skin is the first in line of fire. The humidity leads to many skin problems like eruptions in form of pimples, rashes n swelling. So in short skin trouble means life trouble (how can one look at his/her best if there is a skin trouble) so better to be clean in this muggy weather.

Lemme share few of my tricks (Okie my mom tricks) to keeps the skin healthy, supple n glowing:

1. Use a mild soap during bath
2. Use a talcum powder after bath all over the body evenly
3. Wash your hands and feet’s evenly when you came back home to keep away infections
4. Drinks 7  to 8 glass water everyday
5. Use water based moisturiser and sunscreen everyday without a miss 
6. Carry soft clean tissues
7. Eat healthy n Stay healthy

Be ready, be active n let the rain pour

Enjoy monsoons…

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Never give up attitude

There is an old saying,’ if you don’t succeed once, try again n again’Self believe n self confidence is the key for making life very easier.You achieve more, and grasp opportunities as they arise.

Today in everything there is so much of pressure to succeed, the very thought that not living up to expectation and potential is quite scary and this fear even makes it less likely to achieve what you want to, if you let it paralyze you. 

Often the experience a negative inner voice or say our feelings that it would not shape up the right way, so what’s the need to put effort in first place. The result of this is nothing ventured n little gained.

But life is not worth living if there is no challenge n everything so easy to achieve, giving up is not any solution in anyways, why problems challenges, difficulties take a toll on us rather we should so ready to face them so that we take a toll on them.

It’s a wonderful feeling when you know you can stand by your decisions, never give up, rely on yourself in difficult situations and overcome obstacles   Raise your sights, explore new possibilities and push back your limitations and live life because life is all about living with never give up attitude.

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Are you fit Mr Leader

  There is nothing wrong with a geriatric leadership if its physically n mentally fit. But in case of many of our leaders, physical fitness is sadly wanting. All of us have been ill or ailing at one time or another. We are all aware that in such circumstances normal functioning becomes difficult, leave crises management of any kind. As it is Indians are more prone to debilitating illness like heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure. When you are young you can perhaps still push the system to operate at near normal level in case of an illness, but age takes a negative toll and even a minor ailment can be devastating. Yet, somehow, no one sees it fit to ask whether or not our politicians are 100 percent fit to hold the highly demanding offices they aspire to. 

The subject of illness in public affairs has not been studied in great detail. In many countries, politicians go out of their way to show how fit they are – witness George w Bush and Nicholas sarkozy jogging, or Vladimir putin on the judo mat. In some countries, the medical history of leader is made available for public scrutiny. This is as it should be. Government leaders are conferred with huge responsibilities on behalf of their country. It is imperative that they exercise their authority without any physical or mental impairment. In India too, whether or not a person is physically and mentally fit to hold high government office should be a matter of subjective decision, but handled by a duly constituted medical board.

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village painting

This work is again done by my mom beautiful village on canvas… nice na!!

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30s aunty

 Traveling is  which I enjoy n hate most coz of jam n all… but traveling in Delhi metro is fun at least I love it… let me share a funny incident happened with my friend on way metro before meeting me. 

On way of meeting me my friend was traveling through metro from Dwarka, he was sitting right next to door with an empty space along side… 

Oh la la… that exactly gone through his mind on seeing a beautiful a lady in her early 30’s…. well like all men he got an eye for beauty as a part of men duty… anyways … he was admiring her in his heart for maintain herself in her age…to his luck the lady all of sudden started walking towards him n was about to sit next to him…. 

All of a sudden metro stopped on the next stop n ladyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ………………………………………………………………………………………….fall in arms of my friend n got seated on his lap…. Holy lord!!!! 

What a situation…the one u want is in your arm…the lady got embarrassed like anything…apologized to him as many time as she can… poor soul not her … my friend loved the moment n still cant show how strangely he like that moment for a moment !!! 

I am teasing him from Sunday non- stop n he is annoyed a bit… but till next mazedaar  embarrassing moment thirty aunty is rocking n I simply love it… J

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meera

This meera n krishna craftwork is done by me…

on a off white paper sheet with copper wires n bit of poster colour…

its not perfect as i tried this wire craft work for the first time and gifted it to my closest pal…

all comments are welcome…. bad one too.

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Difficult to understand men

 Till date I am trying to understand men and still doing so to get what exactly they want. They say women are difficult n too complex to understand but I say men are difficult to understand… 

Men certainly belong to mars…  

Adam n eve did a mistake (cool one thoughJ) n we all got created one by one (n still in making). So we are so much in numbers that they must have been thinking what have they done? Adam about women (all are same) and women about men (all same creatures) hehe!!  

While trying to understand men women are left wondering coz: 

Ø  Men say things that one keep guessing(is he serious or he is just cracking a not so funny joke) 

Ø   Men say two three things in one breathe and confuse you like anything. 

From the day men arrive they certainly know how to get hold of women, starting from loveable mom, girlfriendsssss, and wife n daughter.  

They got the charm, style, attitude n charisma to impress (all men do have at least one quality of four)J 

And basic rules men want women to understand so that they can cut on the crap part: 

Ø  They don’t want to discuss things, they want a solution. 

Ø  If they are thinking don’t ever ask what they are thinking coz they exactly don’t have an answer to tell you. 

Ø  They hate shopping with women if it’s for them only. 

Ø  They say no it mean no. 

>They adore kids n want them to but really want to be the most important thing in your life, get that straight. 

Ø  They want us to laugh at jokes especially the stupid one J 

So mars creatures exactly got a clear picture in their mind what they want from women but want women to x – ray their brains and guess what cooking inside. 

In short if they say,” what they want in their style of confused short word sense”, we interpret ate wrong and confusion crops up… 

Phewwww… n while writing this I am left all confused … exactly what they want? Or what I want?       

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Madonna looking for an Indian kid

Forget all the talks about the great Indian economic boom talking us out of the cottage industry closet onto the terrace of great powers. If there’s any confirmation that we have arrived, it has to be, it must be, it gotta be the fact that Madonna has aired her desire to adopt an Indian child. While we try and come to terms with this tremendous honor, only comparable to the comment made recently by the fashion editor of an international newspaper about how effortlessly we Indian wear western clothes, Madonna and her hubby guy Ritchie are scouting for desi kid. 

Earlier, the singer had sought out a little girl from Africa for adoption. But with little red tape coming in the way, and her New Year holiday in India pointing to an alternative plan, she has her mind made up on an Indian orphan.  

Quite clearly, adopting children from “emerging economies” is all the rage these days among the glitterati in orphan-less west. That not too many folks here are adopting our own poor tots is great encouragement for the likes of Madonna and Angelina to descend on Indian cribs. But real reason for celebrating is not so much that our unwanted children will now get to frolic on the grass of ham-stead health or central park under the dutiful eyes of paparazzi, but that Madonna wants our kids! We are saved as a nation. Now for Aishwarya to adopt a poor thing (which she is trying to do since winning Miss World) is hopeless J

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