Welcome shoppers!!!!

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deepu — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:39:00 +0000

interviewer:What is your Qualification?
Santa:I’m a Ph.D!
Int:Can you explain plz?
Santa:Passed highschool with Difficulty!

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deepu — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:34:00 +0000

Q:What happpened to the class of anesthesiologists on graduation day?
A:They all passed out!

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:39:00 +0000

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation!
Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life…!

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:38:00 +0000

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:25:00 +0000

It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall v hav butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:24:00 +0000

Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:24:00 +0000

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:23:00 +0000

hi, wats up… listen can i get a picture of urs?…
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:21:00 +0000

think positive… look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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deepu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:20:00 +0000

Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!