Archive for June, 2007

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp pppppppppppppppppp in 6

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

View poll < 6 Things You Can Do To Get A Better Night Sleep Tonight by Jesse Cannone, CFT, CPRS Let’s face it… we live in a “go-go” world! Our lifestyle is harried, our food is fast and statistics now show it’s taking a toll on one of the most important parts ...

write a resume!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

  Writing a Resumé : Get the key information on the front page. Try to keep it to one or preferably two pages. Make it professional. One or two fonts. 12 point print is about right. Colored paper and graphics are not usually helpful .  Bullet points are useful for listing your qualities. ...

joke again!!!!!!!!!1

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 An elderly lady in Florida did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know ...

4 STAGES OF LIFE

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is ...

OLD??????????????

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking ...

CHILD MISCHIEF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) ...

ADULTS ONLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging ...

MY FREINDS!!!!!!!11

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 My Friends ... My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time  and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks goes to whoever sent me the e-mail about the rat crap ...

1981,2005

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

 YEAR 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. Pope died.  YEAR 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. Pope died. If in the future, when Prince ...