None can Deny: I am the BOSS

April 4th, 2007

 When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
 Eventually they all decided
that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed.
 All the other parts did all the work

while the boss just sat and
 passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don’t need brains to be a boss -
                               any asshole will do

HUMAN BEINGS are all SPIRITUAL

April 4th, 2007

 

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.

“Your son is here,” she said to the old man.

 She had to repeat the words several times before the patient’s eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack,
he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.
 He reached outhis hand.
 The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man’s limp ones,
squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.
All through the night
the young Marine sat there
in the poorly lighted ward,
holding the old man’s hand
and offering
him words of love and strength.
Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away
 and rest awhile.

He refused.
Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of
the night noises of the hospital
- the clanking of the oxygen tank,
the laughter of the night
staff members exchanging greetings,
the cries and moans of the other patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words.
The dying man said nothing,
only held
tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died.
 
The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had
been holding
and went to tell the nurse.
While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

“Who was that man?” he asked.
The nurse was startled,
“He was your father,” she answered.
“No, he wasn’t,” the Marine replied.
“I never saw him before in my life.”

“Then why didn’t you say something when I took you to him?”

“I knew right away
there had been a mistake, but I also knew
he needed his son,
and his
son just wasn’t here.
When I realized that he was too sick

to tell whether or not I was his son,
knowing how much he needed me,
I stayed.”

The next time someone needs you …
 just be there.
Stay.

WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A
TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.

WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY
HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

(love this line)

PLEASE PASS THIS ONE ON AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU!
THIS IS WHAT WE ARE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO ANYWAY. RIGHT ?
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND BLESS SOMEONE ELSE IN SOME LITTLE WAY TODAY!
GOD IS SO GOOD.

please note that the above post is not written by me.I am only attempting to spread a Belief, as it has come my way, let it be grabbed by other willing Spiritual Human Beings. 

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE

March 25th, 2007


People come into your life for
 
a reason, a season or a lifetime.

When you know which one it is, you will
know what to do for that person.


 When someone is in your life for a REASON,
 it is usually
to
meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist
you

through a difficulty,
to provide you with guidance and support,
to
aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.

They may seem like
a
godsend and they are.


They are there for the reason you need them to be.

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part
or at an inconvenient time,
this
person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.

Sometimes they die.
Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and
force you to take a stand.

What we must realize is
that our need has been
met, our desire fulfilled,

their work is done. The prayer you sent up has
been answered and

now it is time to move
on.


Some people come into your life for a SEASON,
because your turn
has

come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you
an experience of peace

or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.

They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real.

But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
 things you must build upon
in order to have a solid emotional foundation.

Your job is to accept the lesson,
love the person
and put what you have
learned

to use in all other relationships
and areas of your life.
 
It is
said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.


Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you are
a reason, a season
or
a lifetime.
 
 
NOTE: This Spiritual fact is shared with me by a friend of another
space and  I am merely continuing the Tradition of SHARING WITH
ALL. Edits are of my own.

SIMPLY, LIVING with PRAYER in my LIFE

March 24th, 2007

” When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you until it seems that you can not hold on for a minute longer, never give up then,
for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.”
                                                                                -Harriet Beecher Stowe

From “The Healing Power of Prayer,” by
Chester Tolson,
Ph.D. and Harold G. Koenig, M.D.:

                                         


Life offers many challenges, the ultimate being death itself. We are sometimes
called upon to face pain, suffering, loss, and grief that may seem impossible
to handle. Prayer gives us hope and keeps us moving. Here is a formula you may
use to help overcome. When confronted with a trial of any kind:

1. Face it.
2. Lift it.
3. Commit it.
4. Release it.

Let’s look at each of these in more detail:

1. Face it. One thing that adds enormous pressure to an already tense
situation is our inability to face realistically what may be happening to us.
We may be:

– Fearful of the outcome
– Unwilling to believe the facts
– Embarrassed by the conditions
– Protective of ourselves or others

Denying or avoiding a problem that requires action on our part is never
helpful.
Research has shown that people who do this regularly end up not coping
as well. Studies of both college students and sick older adults demonstrate
that those who approach their problems by avoidance and denial experience less
well-being overall, compared to those who face their problems.

2. Lift it. After facing up to the real facts of what is happening in your
life or someone else’s, or in the conditions around you, and having done
everything you know or can do with the help of others, you must then lift these
facts above yourself to God in prayer.
At that point you make a full and
complete disclosure of your needs. It is helpful to name them one by one. God
does not need this recitation, but doing so strengthens us. We admit to
ourselves that we cannot do it alone and we are asking God for help.

3. Commit it. Having faced it and lifted it to God, we commit it. We take it
out of our hands and hand it over to God. The solution to the problem will be
through us from God’s divine will for our lives.
This commitment should be
without any reserves. It is handed over in faith that God will handle it.

4. Release it. Having faced it, lifted it, and committed it, we must release
it. We may not be able to forget it, but we should release it and no longer
worry about it.

Having came to believe that

Not everything of my choice will happen,

THY WILL Be Done!

I simply do not fight with circumstances and thus getting able to live life on life’s terms. Initially, I was ashamed of praying and adamant of accepting failure but practicing it in all my affairs has gradually strengthened my belief in the Creator.