Sense of "I can", is all what is required to fake an emotion. it’s when you want to fake in front of the second person that you’re too sensitive to take whatever…. Or when you want to elicit that you’re ashamed (not really!) and you will not repeat this mess again (probably from the next weekend!)..
Its when you want to buck the trend of yelling and shouting and want to emerge as a poised person..(look, you want to remain steady in the JOB after all , Right!!)
Its simple!
If Its WORTH DOING, ITS WORTH OVERDOING!!
It’s the best medium of joy for us, the most liberating!!
Not only you come out of a bloody bullshit safely but your sense of self is also boosted…ha…ha…ha…
You think its not done yet! Dear!!
People fake an orgasm, even a relationship, can’t we just fake an emotion!
...it helps you develop into a complete person (but for that you should be passionate about that , like me……..).
forget it! I am a little passionately preoccupied with it!
But as far as I am concerned, it makes me stronger and makes life’s challenges look that much simpler to me..(All Male Chavunists are welcome here to connect this trait of mine to Feminity…as far as you are happy with it, you will continue reading…..makes bones..!!)
Although Tears are an answer to most of the "I WILL DISTURB YOU" Questions of your Boss, the HOT SEAT of KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI- Daily soap expects a little more to wisdom.
As you seem to be pretty interested in my Autobiography, you should know a term called "Emotional Quotient", to continue with my thought process and for enriching the experience of knowing and understanding of this human trait.. whenever, you feel a gush of sadness and disgust, don’t let your emotional outlet go open-
But don’t forget to tear and dispose this paper, the world is a little oversensitive to handle TRUTHS…
EVEN IN THE YOUNG YEARS OF MY LIFE ,I USED TO BE THIS COUCH POTATO, CHAI-MENAIC, EXERCISE-PHOBE kind of persion ,my mother was totally pissed off with…,so she decided to get me enrolled for the Tai Chi classes for getting my life into shape.
Oh! Damn, attending these classes used to give me a feeling of a Feminist quietly turning into a Masochist…..-with her abs too tender to touch and legs too stiff to squat…
Then ,one day! I heard of Swami Subramanian visiting my nearby friend’s house as a MEDITATION GURU.. I customly spread down the same curd in front of my mom telling her that the Tai Chi classes are not working with my fabs……
My mom accompanied me to my friend’s house for my first class and after one hour of sitting with my both legs folded on the floor..( easy for a person like me who used to spend hours on the pot everyday, thanks to my bowel movements), he asked me, HOW I FELT??###
OH! I OPENED MY EYES WITH SUCH A HOPE AS IF I AM JUST BORN AFTER SUCH BLISSFUL YEARS OF Ignorance..
As if there is this bright and evident Halo over my head signifying how holy I am feeling from within. I made half-open, half-closed "Noorjahan" eyes and smiled with contentment and relief..
Oh! Mom, he’s great!!- I said as I hugged Geetanjali for the Idea….
My mom was a little doubtful about my overreaction but my case of defense was strong enough tom face any Prosecution…from that day onwards I started helping my pets (teaching them not to shit around!), help mom folding clothes and for household chores, watering plants and all……so as to make sure that MEDITATION is working for me…nuts!
It helped me loose weight and what else do you want to earn out of just faking an unworthy emotion…..^^^
It may’nt be the fastest but an effective way of toning up…see…
So, dear! You can keep on faking emotions as long as you are sure that it’ll be perceived in a healthy way…!!
Fake a smile to let an otherwise obnoxious loaded one know, you are comfortable with him;
Fake a touch to master the art of seduction from that otherwise SICK Casanova,;or fake the discomfort to show (when you learn/realize) even you ,yourself don’t like the "mascara- smeared " face of yours….if he says so…..
Fake it! Fake it! Fake it!
Fake it! With your both hands up!...
IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE SO COOKED UP IN ADVANCE THAT YOU DON’T WANT IT TO SIMPLY LET GO…………………………
