This is the story of ‘The Perfect Boss’

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This is the story of ‘The Perfect Boss’

There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project.All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job..

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township.
So I want to leave the office at 5:30 pm. His boss replied ‘OK, You’re permitted to leave the office early today’.The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch.As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM.Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.He looked for his boss, he was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children. He reached home. Children were not there.

His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines. The situation was explosive; any talk would boomerang on him.His wife asked him, ‘ Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.The man replied ‘If you would like to have coffee, I too will have but what about Children?’Wife replied ‘You don’t know? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition’

What had really happened was … The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM.He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition. The boss does not have to do it every time. But once it is done, loyalty is established.
That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.

By the way, can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?
He was none other than the mastermind behind India ’s successful nuclear weapons and missiles program.
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam , Former President of India .

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HARD QUESTION

Hard questions

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa.’ Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, ‘Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $50′ figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: ‘What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?’ The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer: ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cellphone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, ‘Well, so what IS the answer?’ Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Going for the summer break folks will be back after a month , please keep commenting n enjoy

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How Great We Women are

SHOPPING MATH

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Why harbhajan slapped Sreenath

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth

Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Bhajji answered ‘" No I am Harbhajan Singh"

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No.. Me Harbhajan Singh"

Third one came and asked the same question Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?"
Sreesanth answered "Yes I am relaxing."

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Two Kids Who get into trouble

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, "Where is God?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. ……………………. ("I just LOVE reading next line again and again") ………………………….. …………………………. …………………….. ………………. …………… …… … … … GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Lipstick in School

Lipstick in School 

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Easiest Quiz ………Do Attempt Know Ur IQ

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI’s first name? 8.) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below .. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 7) What was King George VI’s first name? Albert 8. What color is a purple finch? Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) What do you mean, you failed?

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Payback Time

Payback Time

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.‘

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