When things go wrong,

When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,
BECAUSE!!!!
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My uncle is Selling Tissue Paper
Buy 1, Get 1 Free…

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT

PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some

particular order in a closed

room with an

open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in

the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back

after 6 hours and then analyze

the situation.

If they are counting the

bricks.

Put them in the accounts

department.

If they are recounting them..

Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the

whole place with the bricks.

Put them in engineering.

If they a! re arranging the

bricks in some strange order.

Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the

bricks at each other.

Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.

Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks

into pieces.

Put them in information

technology.

If they are sitting idle.

Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried

different combinations, yet

not a brick has

been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for

the day.

Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the

window.

Put them on strategic

p! lanning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each

other and not a single brick

has been

moved.

Congratulate them and put them

in top management.

 T he problems you face will either defeat you or develop

you - depending on how you respond to them.

 Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to

 use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their

problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. 

 Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:
1.God Uses Problems To
 
DIRECT U

S ometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving.

 Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change.

Is God trying to get your attention? “Sometimes it takes

a painful situation to make us change our ways.” 
2. God Uses Problems To
 
INSPECT U

P eople are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them,

just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested

your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about you?

“When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full

 of joy, because you know that these   troubles test your faith,

and this will give you patience.”
3. God Uses Problems To

CORRECT U

S ome lessons we learn only through pain and failure.

It’s likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove.

 But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn

the value of something… health, money, a relationship. ..

by losing it. “It was the best thing that could have happened to me,

for it taught me to pay attention to your laws.” 
4. God Uses Problems To

PROTECT U

A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from
being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend
was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss
had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem - but
it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year
later when management’s actions were eventually discovered.
“You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good…
5. God Uses Problems To
 
PERFECT U

P roblems, when responded to correctly, are character builders.
God is far more interested in your character than your comfort.
Your relationship to God and your character are the only two
things you’re going to take with you into eternity.

 ”We can rejoice when we run into problems…
they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of
character in us and helps us trust God more each time

we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady.” 
Here’s the point Ad:
God is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it.
But it’s much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him.

“Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned,
lives touched and moments shared along the way”

Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over
a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms.
Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse,
paralysis and finally, death.
There were no outward signs of trauma.
Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the
same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.

She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat .

Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color.&nb sp; This spider’s venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark,
damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did NOT visit (Olive Garden),
while there. He did (as did all of the other victims) have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India ..

The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an
immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider’s nests on 4 different planes!

It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.

So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!


And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

Why people think now days that india can win the world cup 2007 with sachin tendulkar as a captain? what is there that he can do as a captain and rahul dravid can’t, i m not in favor of rahul dravid but i think sachin can also not make it up as a captain because he can’t handle the situation…

What you people think? who should be the captain of world cup 2007?

Kash humari dua main woh asar ho jaye ke hum aapko yaad karein aur aapko khabar ho jaye. 

 It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu.

 Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

 aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!

 Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO **