Cricketer showmen
October 6th, 2008I have been watching with increasing concern the puerile exploits of our cricketing celebrities on the small screen. Our men apparently trying to make the most of the spotlight as long as they remain in public eye.
While the curiosity factor has indeed impacted favorably on the fortunes of such shows, the precedence accorded to the same by our men in blue leaves me perplexed.
Are these guys professional showmen who also play cricket??
Cricket would never be the same again………
The renowned cricketing pitches that were mute witness to some of the legendary battles fought between the bat and the ball would be bereft of such pulsating moments in the near future.
The instance of frustration, times of anxiety, a sigh of relief and finally flashes of bravado…all of this will fade quietly into the oblivion to pave way for a dispirited and listless display of an ageless sport.
The lively acrobats in the field would be mere gallant memories of the past. The contemporary team would be just juggling about the field with thoughts hovering around studios and shooting locales.
Mahendra Singh Dhoni would have his state-of-the-art make up van parked outside the boundary line. He could then easily squeeze in a face wash and cleansing to retain that million dollar look, during the breaks. After all, more than the limbs it is his appearance that brings him the real moolah!!
Yuvraj Singh would be cootchiecooing with his latest female find in the dressing room after taking a break from the rigors of fielding. He would still have a couple of beauties waiting in his hotel room for the evening. How much would he be longing for this farce (match) to end!!!
Shreesanth would be bowling with the ear phones firmly secured, trying hard to create a sync between his bowling steps and the beat of the music. He would be aligning himself to the arduous task that lay ahead in the evening…Farah Khan’s dance sequence shoot, featuring himself and the gorgeous Bipasha!!
Zaheer khan would be rigorously attempting to craft out a ferocious expression on his wooden face while on his run up to bowl. This is the least in histrionics that he could ever cope with, however this could hold him in good stead during his ad shoot.
Strange that when cricket called for the coordination of their limbs, the showbiz demanded an expressive face. While their heart yearned for the glitz and the glamour, staying put on the field is mandatory for the door of the show world to undo.
Cricket continues………
The BCCI top brass would finally realize the futility of the situation and demand a retainer from moonlitting players. Such ill-gotten funds could be put to illegitimate use like fixing matches for our cricketing showmen!!!