jokes……fun….humor…..chek it out

February 10th, 2007 | by Srinath
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes but  you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????
                                 
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!
                                 
Mistakes are not crime……if you correct them they are the key of success
FOR EXAMPLE….God created you ……He than created me
                                 
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
                                 
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye
                                 
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
                                 
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
                                 
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh  apne khilone pahechan lega
                                 
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
                                 
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
                                 
Sardar starts shouting in a store…… where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
                                 
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
                                 
Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
                                 
PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
Khake dekho pata chal jayega
                                    

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

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  1. 3 Responses to “jokes……fun….humor…..chek it out”

  2. By Anonymous on Feb 18, 2007 | Reply

    ha ha ha ha..ho ho ho ho. he he he he.. i cant comment more on this..lol

  3. By Anonymous on Feb 19, 2007 | Reply

    ha ha ha ha…its nice

  4. By Rajs K on Apr 1, 2007 | Reply

    good..

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