The Confession
7 RatingsJuly 26th, 2007
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?" "I’d rather not say who it was." "Was it with Betty Smith?" "I’d rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe’s friend asks if he received absolution. "Yes, and two very good leads!"
Paraplegic
1 RatingsJuly 26th, 2007
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who… Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn’t have any arms or legs. "I’m here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and I have no legs so I can’t run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn’t run away from her
3) would be good in bed.
In Laws & Out Laws
1 RatingsJuly 26th, 2007
What’s the difference between out-laws, and in-laws? Out-laws are wanted.
Tight Skirt & Bus Stop
2 RatingsJuly 26th, 2007
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn’t reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Dating a Prostitute
0 RatingsJuly 26th, 2007
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover’s Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ”I have to be honest with you, I’m a hooker.” The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it’s okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ”I have to be honest with you now. I’m a cab driver and it’ll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.”
Faltu SMS Seva
6 RatingsJuly 22nd, 2007
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
Girls Incomplete without Boys
1 RatingsJuly 22nd, 2007
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.