79) Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
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1) Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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1) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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1) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against
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1) You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. .
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1) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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1) Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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1) Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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1) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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1) Who stopped payment on my reality check?
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1) Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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1) When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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1) When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
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1) What's the speed of dark?
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1) What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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1) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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1) Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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1) We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
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