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79) Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. ... (read more)

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1)       Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. ... (read more)

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1)       You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! ... (read more)

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1)       You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against ... (read more)

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1)       You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. ... (read more)

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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. . ... (read more)

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1)       Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? ... (read more)

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1)       Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. ... (read more)

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1)       Why is abbreviation such a long word? ... (read more)

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1)       Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? ... (read more)

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1)       Who stopped payment on my reality check? ... (read more)

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1)       Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? ... (read more)

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1)       When there's a will, I want to be in it. ... (read more)

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1)       When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. ... (read more)

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. ... (read more)

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1)       What's the speed of dark? ... (read more)

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1)       What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? ... (read more)

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1)       What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... (read more)

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1)       Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! ... (read more)

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1)       We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. ... (read more)

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