1) Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
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Remember half the people you know are below average.
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1) Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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1) Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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1) Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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1) Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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1) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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1) Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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: 1) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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: 1) Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
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: 1) Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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: 1) No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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: 1) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. states. ~
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Never miss a good chance to shut up. ~ ~
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse. ~~
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. ~
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. a haircut.
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