Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not rea
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SEHMA SEHMA DARA SA REHTA HAI, JANE KYUN JI BHARA SA REHTE HAI KAAI SI JUM GAI HAI AANKHON PER, SARA MANZAR HARRA SA REHTA HAI EK PAL DEKH LOON TO UTHTA HOON, JAL GAYA SAB ZARA SA REHTA HAI ISHQ MEIN AUR KUCH NAHI HOTA, AADMI BAWRA SA REHTA HAI ~~~
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Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he though
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ******* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, a
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Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, To khud bhi zaroor aazmaya hoga; Hum hain kaun aur tum ho kya, Is ISHQ ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga!! ~~~~~~~~~ Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho, Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain, Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na
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Post videos for fun! And make a little extra cash as well. If you want to make some extra money there are some video posting sites that are willing to get you there! Here are a few posted below: Flixya.com - Make money posting video's from Youtube,
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Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles
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Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? A: Adidas. ******** Q: How do u CUT roads????? A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste". ******** Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? A : Hindustan Leaver
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For ur cute smile Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans. TAILOR ( darzi ) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ?? Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but go
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