Misbehaving Guide Dog

Misbehaving Guide Dog A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit,... ...(read more)

Meals on Wheels

Meals on Wheels Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back... ...(read more)

Matador Special

Matador Special A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called "The Matador". As he checks out the menu... ...(read more)

Make My Horse Laugh

Make My Horse Laugh There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. So this guy walks in and asks if... ...(read more)

Impressive Hunting Dog

Impressive Hunting Dog An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he... ...(read more)

Idiot Chicken Farmer

Idiot Chicken Farmer An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the... ...(read more)

Hung Like An Elephant

Hung Like An Elephant This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks his father, "Dad,... ...(read more)

Helping To Clean The Dishes

Helping To Clean The Dishes Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I... ...(read more)

Frog, warts and all

Frog, warts and all A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head? The frog says. "I don't know, it started out as a wart on my bum!" ...(read more)

Flying Turtle

Flying Turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After... ...(read more)