Types of Farts

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ********* ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. ********* TIRE FART = You can't control the blow out.... ...(read more)

The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"   If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't,... ...(read more)

A disappointed salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle... ...(read more)

Some interesting facts

Did you know........ . Some interesting facts A zebra is white with black stripes. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates... ...(read more)

The case was dismissed

A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.... ...(read more)

Dont say u r not important

Dont say u r not important ...(read more)

Drinking Buddies

Drinking Buddies Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from,... ...(read more)

Death in the Family

Death in the Family A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said,... ...(read more)

Meals on Wheels

Meals on Wheels Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back... ...(read more)

Matador Special

Matador Special A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called "The Matador". As he checks out the menu... ...(read more)