The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE" If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE. If u ARGUE with him, he
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The Starfish ! Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work. One day he was walking along the shore. As he looked down the beach, he saw a human
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Worst day of life There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. T
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The Bath Tub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. ************** During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether
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Unconditional Love Some time ago, a friend of mine punished his 4 year old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the small child tried to decorate a box to put under the tree. Nevertheless
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Help Yourself ! A traveling preacher finds himself in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours the hotel he is staying in becomes flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying. "Lord, save me so I can continue on
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Don't Take It Seriously When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. ********* When the DENTIST says, Open wide. ********* When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? ********* When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or th
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Men's Logic A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor." The
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A wonderful story A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "
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Today's thought The greatest handicap - Fear ******* The best day - Today ******* Hardest thing to do - To begin ******* Easiest thing to do - Finding faults ******* Most useless asset - Pride ******* Most useful asset - Humility ******* Most disag
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