Corruption (all types) Corruption occurs when you hold down the windows key while doing anything. The change of a spelling through lack of errors and gradual conversion to corruption coated worship of beings like jesus or mega jesus . In relation t
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The first game of Allahball was allegedly played on a cold June 4th, 1991 in Madrid, France , which led to a massive riot that ended in the death of beloved cow mangler, Sigourney Weaver . There is no clear evidence that suggests that authenticity
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Following the Nike Revolution of 2006 , the people of Europe saw the massive TV revenues Amerika was making and decided it wanted some of the action. The start of the European revolution came in November of that year with the tiny Belgian village of
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Glace Bay is a sprawling metropolis located in northeast Nova Scotia on Cape Breton Island. It has a population of about 2 million. Glace Bay has a thriving economy. Many people in Glace Bay work as self-employed pharmacists distributing painkiller
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I could use a hug. TreИt RezИor on Иeeding Hugs ... I did actually said that, you kИow. TreИt RezИor on validity of the above quote The TreИt RezИor is aИn all Иew, state-of-the-art shaviИg device, Иamed after its iИveИtor and spokespersoИ, TreИt R
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arrogant, adjective overbearingly proud United States of America You have reached the best page that Uncyclopedia has ever seen. This page will go down in history as the most amazing page every created. It's literally impossible to create a page ev
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The Origins of Wart Wart's past is lost to the merciless pages of history, though it is said that he was the love child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy . If you look at his profile long enough, then the resemblence will make itself very clear. If
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The DMNL's(Deranged Mutant Ninja Llamas ) llaunched an all out war against the twinks of the world( homosexuals ) after having mutated and recieving instructions-to make ninja training camps-from a shared halucination of a talking . Their recent mu
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Turn it on, turn it on, turn it on again ” ~ Genesis on Sir Thomas Edison's light bulb In the beginning, the Big Bang created the heavens, the earth and the mellotron. Well, not the heavens. The earth was not without form, and void
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“ Allahu Akkbar! ” ~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Propaganda “ The terrorists want to enslave your children and they want to tie your wife to a beluga whale and let her freeze in arctic waters. ” ~ Dick Cheney on propaganda Propaganda is a very old form
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Human Personality Syndrome , or HPS is a disorder known to affect many children and teenagers, and is suspected to afflict many adults. It can be divided up into various categories such as Attention Deficit Disorder and Asperger's Syndrome . It is
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Long, long ago, back in the days of neanderthals and saber-toothed tigers, the myth about the eggplant was told for the very first time. The myth was explained so excellently that is was written in many philosopher books and was famous worldwide in
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" Kilroy was here " is a symbol of Jewish revenge . 21,036 billions of Jews worldwide have been hunting for Kilroy ever since the end of World War II . They failed to hunt him down as of this writing (January 18, 2007, (Thursday), week 3, 13:08). On
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Gaelic is the national 'language' of Scotland and Ireland . It was first invented as a communication device for the sheep, goats and other such creatures in Ireland. In ancient times (before television) it was also the language of Wales , but the N
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Edmund Burke was a 17th century drunkard (that is, Irishman) noted for being the first person in history diagnosed with conservatism . He was also briefly the host of Wilde On! .
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The Ultimate Showdown is the ultimate battle that will take place towards the end of time that decides whether the multiverse will cease to exist or not. The participants of this Ultimate Showdown do not fight for either side, they are just there to
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.net is a British glossy magazine of Potatochop tutorials, mouse mat reviews and guides on how to eject the CD-ROM from the drive.
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“ Where is Smt Lanka? ” ~ Oscar Wilde on Sri Lanka “ I just love Sri Lankan boys, in their tight hotpants ” ~ Arthur C. Clarke on Sri Lanka The booger [1] of India . Called Ceylon before Arthur C. Clarke was knighted, Sri Lanka is a nation south of
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“ I AM GOD! I MADE THEM! ” ~ Luci Brooks “ I had an Abbayuubie mouse once. It started singing 'Stop Right Now' and so I had to...dispose of it...quietly and in the dead of the night... ” ~ Bobby Joe “ The monkeys are the creepiest. Their nostrils a
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Alpha is greek for tortise. The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers leaked the prototype of the final version of the alpha man, only to discover it was an overhysterical robot. An alpha male is an slow male, someone who thinks that napping on the job is
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